One of my favorites ... or should I write "favourites" ... was the "Summarizing Proust" competition ... or should I write "summarising" ... in which contestants had 30 seconds to summarize the collected works of Marcel Proust.

When all of the contestants failed miserably ... the host of the show ... Eric Idle ... said, "Since none of our contestants were able to summarize Proust ... I'll just give the award to the girl with the biggest tits."

At which point a bimbo in a bikini ran out onto the stage ... and accepted the Summarizing Proust trophy ... a very clever put-down of intellectual pomposity.