[Mortimer]

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10......Failing at rules of engagement.

9.......Attending rule of thumb classes.

8.......Still hunting down stupid Sighty-Poo posts.

7.......Spending coitus...UPS!!...I mean copius time with Hossy working on DailyGullibles across this great land of ours.

6........Out hiring PennState players to clean up her myspace.

5........Studying to become Thebby biographer.

4.........Failing to do so.

3.........Spending too much time on Tom Thumb porn site....ergo answers 10 and 9.

2.........Being given gelf cheating lessons by GKP....never realized how much of a contact sport it was.Now wants CapperZewke in on a threesome.









And the number..oh you know:










1........Never knew what "one for the thumb" meant.Pillow Pants just told her.

Highly embarrassed....now reduced to peeking in Debbies window with Late Fires, GKP,PillowPants,Hossy,CapperZeke,Thebby and the entire New York Yankees baseball team.



In the night.....when it's dark.