[Mortimer]

ring-ring

Hello

Who is this?

How should I know!!

click








Hey doorman....call me a taxi.

You're a taxi.








Came 2 days early from a biz trip..sick of the wife..told the taxi guy to take me some place fun.


He took me to my house.













Guy came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in 5 days.

















I'm trying to help here......someone else say something funny.

But not something funny.