I can hear Dannie now.....
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...for I have sinned. My last confession was 7 boys ago.
Oh my God!!
Excuse me Father...I meant DAYS ago.I talked to someone who was a nonCatholic.
Then I had sex with him.
DOGGONE IT!
I mean then I put a hex on him ...since he wasn't Catholic.
I ate Mike....YOW!!!!....I mean MEAT on Friday!
Oh gosh Father...forgive me.
I don't know who's.........PHOOEY!...I mean what's got into me.
Oh all right....I'm a very bad girl.
But I am not falling for the Father Ryan penance deal here....so don't try that one on me.
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