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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
FS and I have become good friends - but Discreet Cat is the Chuck Norris of thoroughbreds.
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Awesome.. lets see how that works..
• If you ask Discreet Cat what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
• Discreet Cat drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• When Discreet Cat sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Discreet Cat has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Discreet Cat' fist.