I really just wanted to make sure we (Texas),
was/is still apart of the U.S. The under God thing
was a necessity as Satan was apparently making
political inroads among the state house and senate.

I think Rick Perry's hair was forged into its DEVO
molded shape in the fires of hell. So Im glad we
got that Satanic doo taken care of with the
new pledge.

ON a side note:

I do not recite the pledge and they cant
make me dammit. Some of the older kids
actually replace the word Texas with
the county we live in, Bexar (pronounced bear)
to be silly. I feel secure knowing our county
is one and indivisible.