Hello.
My name is Alan Speegish....great American novelist...prose aand poetry writer...biographer..and antagonist of the antiChrist...Christopher Hitchens.
As you know..my good friend and yours has died.I knew hm well and have observed his fine work for many years.Who would have thought this great intellectual was born in poverty in an old log cabin inthe backwoods of Macon,Ga.
Abdandon at the young age of 4 months..Mortimer was raised by a pack of vicious wolves . This is where he received his predatorial training. This is wherehe learned how to paint with colored feldspar.This is where he was ripped off by the Allman Brothers Band.And this is where he met a strange creature by the name of PeeGarden;another human abandonded.
PeeGarden,however ,was raised by TreeMonsters.
Hewent on to become the incredbily insane whacko..Paul Schaeffer..who hasbeen making a literal fool of himself on David Letterman for years now.
But let me go back to the part where Motimer learned to write andplay fine music as taught to him by famed forest creature and bluesman....SmokeyBear.
Mortimer pened and played all the instruments as well as color feldspared a series of beautiful outdoor drawrings done in synchopation to the wonderful instrumental he called ..Thebbetica.
The filthy swine ABB
very bad men stole it all from him and retitledthe fine work Jessica.
If I may...I would like to share this with you as a requiem mass sort of thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVVJ7CA1JJE
I am honored to have known him.
Don't forget to buy my fine new book....HO CHI MIN: A Sampler of Fast Working Chicago HO's
Alan Speegish