Kev -
This really is some good stuff
but you probably should be honest with Mike and tell him that, as much as you would like the title, Byebyemermaid is THE MAN at "Da Mountain" here on DT... but you are, without a doubt, the
Court Jester of Da Mountain - and that is a title that fits you well
Oh yeah, also, Mr. Longshot at Da Mountain -- how do you do it?
p.s. Hope all is well with you Kev, I understand all areas of your life (i.e.: love) are going good - all I can say is, it's about time
