I've already written two different songs about you Mortimer....
Albeit neither have surfaced on Nerdy Trail....
I'm hurt that you type up odes about the greatness that is "Sighty-poo" and "Thebby" and do not reciprocate for me.
I know you don't roll the way of the Dispencer -- but damn it! -- I am the prettiest of the pretty boys!
I want some chicken! I want some cake! I want some Ice Cream! I want some PIZZA! --- where is the love a-hole!?
Is it not mutual?
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