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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
this is fairly personal and may not apply to everyone but i've come up with a list of 3 signs the date isn't going to be what i wanted based on my own experience:
1) starts a fight with a homeless person.
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2) casually mentions she's still living with ex-husband.
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3) advises she's never had an orgasm "with a man".
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those are good hig. how about
4) at dinner mentions that the food is "much better than that crap they serve in the pen"
5) reveals that she was the founder of the Lorena Bobbitt fan club.