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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.
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Wash your mouth out with soap young lady!
Discreet Cat's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Discreet Cat!
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Discreet Cat can piss his name into concrete.
Discreet Cat's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Discreet Cat puts the laughter in slaughter.
Discreet Cat secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Discreet Cat is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. DC claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Discreet Cat can slam a revolving door and beat the **** out of Chuck Norris all at the same time.