[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Steve,

After reading Morty's heartwarming Dollar Billy poetry and his touching bad date story, coupled with his distaste for gelf and the New York Yankees, I think it would be heartless of you to keep him locked in these rooms.

After all, I believe it was the great Joseph Conrad who said, "All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind."

Your friend,

STEVE HASKIN

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...thud