[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This really wasn't a planned date, but ended up being like it. I had been talking to this receptionist at an office that was a client of mine. We got along great, real easy conversations, but she had a boyfriend. One day when I went in, she seemed sort of upset and I asked why. Come to find out she had broken up with her boyfriend, her doing and was going out that night with friends.

She asked me if I wanted to meet her out and I did. We ended up having a great time, talked almost all night and she probably had way too much to drink, which I understood. Not only because of the break up, but it does take a few drinks to be able to tolerate hanging out with me.

So as the night comes near a close I asked her if she wanted me to drive her home and she thought it would be okay. Her friends seemed to like me and they were fine with it too. As we got about halfway to her place, she rolled the window down, which seemed a bit odd because it was the middle of winter. Less than a minute later she sprayed my front seat with vomit.

I honestly didn't really care because I really liked her, so I didn't make a big deal out of it. I dropped her off, she gave me her number and I went and cleaned out my nasty car. I called her about 5 times after that and she blew me off everytime. I found out eventually she got back together with her boyfriend almost immediatley after our "date". Now when I see her it couldn't be more awkward, I feel like going out to her car and throwing up on it, but I don't. Phucking beotch.

Worthy of a vist to a wiccan for that one.


I think you have the best worst so far Hossy.