Who the hell cares one way or the other besides people you might try to rile?

Make a note in your diary Morton.
Jealous? Or just lonely...
There are numerous TV shows for this kind of drivel.
You poor sad little child.

On a message board. Honest to Pete ya poor fella.
Dont go making me feel sorry for you. It appears you
might be more than a little off. I got this empathetic side.
Dont make me feel sorry for your sad mini world.

Hurl an insult immediately before I succumb.