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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

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