[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

Psssst ...Paisjpq ... pssst ... over here ... listen ... I'm going to tell you a secret ... but please don't tell anyone else ... because I only want you to know this ... promise? ... OK ... here's the secret ...

My posts about Tom Fool being kicked in the head were jokes ... yeah, that's right ... they're jokes ... no mare ever actually said to him, "That'll teach you a thing or two, mother-non-f'er!"

I know for sure that didn't happen ... because someone who's a real expert on horses told me that horses can't talk ... that's right ... even Mr. Ed ... even Mr. Ed couldn't talk ... that was a human voice and trick photography ... but please ... please ... don't tell this to anyone else ... because they probably thought I was serious ... and that horses can really talk. It'd be like telling a little kid there's no Santa Claus.

Please don't do that to the nice people on this forum ... OK? ... OK !!!

"Oh Wilbur!"