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Maybe if you're his "friend", then Morty is 100% harmless and entertaining, but if you make the mistake of getting annoyed and responding to him (like I have), then he is relentlessly vindictive and disrespectful (I made #2 on his list in a thread which has since been deleted).

That being said, I have to admit that I often find him to be clever and funny, in the way that Steve discovered him to be. And, despite the fact that he routinely states that the worst thing in the world for him would be if I defended him, I applaud Steve's belief that being occasionally annoyed is a small price to pay for being exposed to diversity in thought. Steve has made it clear what sort of behavior he will not tolerate. Absent that, when you start excluding people because you disagree with what they say, you're headed down a slippery slope.

And, finally, for the record, and despite Morty's frequent insinuations, if you got charged with a crime in Philadelphia, there's few people in the world you would rather have on your side than me.