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Old 07-12-2007, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh..you can owe me.




We are going to play 5 card draw.....we'll have a 50 dollar ante....you're new so I don't ante.


Here are your five....let me see what they are.



YEECH.....you have 5 cards with all the same design.....those little clover things.




Now throw away 3 and I'll give you 3 more!!




YES!






Now my 5.......hmmmm.....I'm going to throw away all 5 and take 8 more.





Now I'm throwing those 8 away and taking 12 more.





Good.






I bet 5 large.

Call and raise me.


Good.


I raise you 10 large.







Wait...let's see what you have......oh!...you have 2 2's and a king,and 6 and a 4. That's VERY good!



Call me and raise me 20 large.





Good...I raise you one more time....50 large.





Here's my cards.......3 9's...I win.






But you were very good for the first time!!






Pay me tomorrow.
Damn


Thought I could bluff you





Hellmuth told me you were good.














He wasn't kidding.










I'll pay you at the Spa.
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