[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

My favorite M.H. ever was when he was talking about drinking red wine and how it gives him a hangover. Someone asks him why he doesn't stop drinking it and he says that he's not going to stop doing something just because of what it's going to become like "hey Mitch, want an apple?" "No way man, it's just going to be a ****ing core!"

the guy was a scream, here are a few more:


My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.

I got a belt on that's holding up my pants, and the pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What's going on here? Who is the real hero?

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.

A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah."

I was walking down the street with a friend, and he said, "I hear music." As if there was any other way you can take it in. That's how I receive it too. You're not special.