Ya I gotta story for you.
I've been in this thing too long.
The stink a the stables gets in your clothes.
I mean you got money going out 8 different ways.
Ya got yer people out there earnin'......earnin'...ha...that's a joke.I don't know what the hell they do half the time.So I call one in...TommyNoChance.So I says to him..."Hey Tommy. Whattaya doin'? I don't see nothin' comin' in ovah heah from you."
Know what he says?
He says..." Ya ,Morty...but ya know I got this thing with TheCat. It takes up a lotta time ,but I think it's gonna pay off."
I can't believe the guy is this dumb...so I says back .." You drop that thing with TheCat...understand? Yer probabaly gettin' hosed right now and don't even know it.So that ends like now....and you get yer fat dupa out there and steal some hubcaps or somethin'....know what ahm sayin'?"
So that's just a sample. Then I got Hossy and ThebbyTwoTimes runnin' the bingo thing. Only they're losin' money. Can you believe losin' at a bingo operation?
So I call them in.......and I wanna know what the story is.So TTT starts...says.. " Ah keep yer shirt on.We're settin' up a big score. We got that NewYork sharpie The Panda sucked in real good....let 'im win all the time. "
So then Hossy breaks in..."BURP"...he says.... I tell im' to shut his big mouth.
TTT talks up again..."So like I was sayin'......in a couple a weeks he's gonna lay down about 750 large....and we're gonna sting 'im for the whole thing."
So I'm thinkin'...'Hmmmm....maybe they got somethin' here'.....so I says...."So what if he gets wise ? Ya know who his lawyer is? "
TTT says...."Ya...that's the best part.....yer gonna love this....
....it's Gloves Dardin."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!.....we all says...we were laughin' our asses off!
So...I guess it ain't all bad.
I tell ya more latah.
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