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Old 07-03-2007, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

SIT DOWN..




..Mr. Darden.






sorry...



it's just that I got a thing against lawyers...



because of the counseling I've been ordered to undergo...




since that unfortunate incident at the playground.



hey...

maybe I can do my counseling here.





okay...


let me first announce...







that I'm coming out of the closet.





sorry Mortygirls...





I swing the other way.





oh yeah...


and I smell...








really, really bad...





but it's not my fault...






I lost my job at the Quickie-Mart and they turned off my water.











anything else???






oh yeah...












thud.
Well, certainly not surprising to the many of us that know and love you, Featherhead.
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