Well ... I almost got it perfect.

There were two fake goals ... one when they stopped the game to play Can-The-Goalie-Guess-Which-Way-I'll-Kick-It-From- Ten-Feet-Away ... and some frog barely squeezed the ball into the net ... and another when they stopped the game to play Let's-All-Stand-Around-While-The-Ball-Is-Lobbed-Three-Feet-From-The-Net-And-Play-Jump-Ball-With-Our-Heads.

As always ... there were no goals scored from regular soccer game action.

And ... of course ... the Worldwide Universal Soccer Championship was finally decided ... as predicted ... by playing something other than soccer.

Yeah ... this game is bound to catch on ... big time ... over here ... NOT !!!