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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
we seem to have wandered far off the original topic of this string.
to get it back, i want to propose that for every grade 1 winner entered in a race they add 5 billion dollars to the purse and everyone in attendance at the track gets laid.
that should resolve issues of early retirement and declining attendance.
i can't believe no one else has thought of this.
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how about they add a billion dollars to the purse and everyone gets laid 5 times instead?
except for pg1985, who wouldnt need the free door prize. his prize would be to have someone take him seriously.