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 Golf - Johnny Miller
 
 
 
 Gelf is for fools.
 
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 Baseball - Joe Morgan
 
 
 
 
 Talks too much.
 
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 College Basketball - No one - they all suck
 
 
 This one's easy.
 
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 Pro Basketball - Hubie Brown
 
 
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 He's DEAD!!
 
 
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 College Football - Bob Griese and Keith Jackson
 
 
 
 
 
 They should be arrested for announcing while under sedation.
 
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 Pro Football - Theisman
 
 
 
 He's lucky it isn't called The Schwantzki Trophy.
 
 
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