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Originally Posted by pmacdaddy
Love it when they walk into bar to pick up their buddy to run to the track...
"We're going to the track, got a tip on a horse".
Bar Owner - "I'm not like you guys, I can't just do whatever I want. I have a business to run here"
"Yeah, but he's 40-1"
Bar owner to patron - "Finish up, we're closed... Don't you have somewhere to be anyway..."
Unfortunately, that movie bears a striking resemblance to my life...
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Or when the better says.... $2.00 to win on.1.... $ 2.00 to place on the 1.. $2.00 to show on the 1.
Teller says...."" you can make a $2.00 bet across the board....""
[ as the clock shows no minutes to post]
and they pull the guy to the side...and make the win bet..
