[Mortimer]

This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!