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Old 06-01-2007, 05:02 AM
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Husband walks into house carrying a duck. Angry wife is waiting.

Husband: "This is the dog I've been f***ing."

Wife: "That's not a dog, that's a duck."

Husband: "I was speaking to the duck."
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