Ok then I have been reading this whole thread (skipping most of Morton's cause I cant read one post on the same screen). And out of all of this we the most astounding thing I have learned is we have 2 Cleveland fans.

God bless you poor guys. How much suffering can one sports town take? Football... dreadful last minute drives, fumbles next to the goal line and so many bad teams. Art Modell up and leaves and wins a Super Bowl.

Baseball... bad for so long, then some success and then bad. Dont watch them now but holy carbuncles so much pain.

Basketball... a history of pitiful to mediocre teams. Enter Lebron.

I'm serious if you can be a Cleveland sports fan without killing yourself you are true warriors. You cannot be defeated for you have never known victory. That sounds all out of sorts but honestly I feel bad for you guys. The true definition of profound suffering.