I will refrain from endorsing any of these out of pure and simple fear.
I will offer a slight alteration of the following "one".

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "n othing," We wi ll act like nothing's wrong.


In my experience asking what is wrong illicits the comment,
"You should know."

And of course I dont have a clue as to what I have done wrong or what someone else did wrong, if God did my wife wrong... And if I try to guess what is wrong it is inevitable I will be incorrect. Yet if I dont try to guess what is wrong I am declared unable to emphathize.

So I just ask to be punched in the face.