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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers
As Flowing asked, I will set the morning line on this situation:
Night Activity / Odds of Getting Laid
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1. Walmart/Mama Celeste Pizza 50-1
2. TGI Fridays/Blockbuster Rental 40-1
3. TGI Fridays/Theatre Movie 20-1
4. Home Cooked Meal/Wine/"How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" DVD 5-1
5. Home Cooked Meal/Wine/Play/Travel to Play in Limo 2-1
6. Same as #5, No Limo 7-2
7. Classy Restaurant/Activity of Her Choice 5-2
8. Classy Restaurant/Pre game booze/Sporting Event 6-1
9. Top Notch Restaurant/Play in Limo 2-1
10. Same as #9, no Limo 3-1
11. Surprise her with flowers and Chill at Home 7-1
12. Leave her messages all day, use the "L" word, cook meal 1-1
Looks like you took your chances on the chalk with #9, figured it was a safe bet. Well, my friend, as you know...occassionally the favorites run up the track. In this case, this girl ran up the track with your wallet along for the ride. My sympathies.
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Wow... my brother... i bow to your morning line.
Honestly this is the opening chapter or even the Prologue in our book.
The wal-mart and mama celeste is hilarious, yet so true. That's how i used to try to get laid in high school and is it any wonder that sh*t don't work? Of course not.
What's funny is #12 has the best odds of success and yet is also probably the cheapest money wise. But you are talking about some massively serious time committments with the calling (UGH!!!!!!!) not to mention the L-bomb which obviously no guy in his right mind that is just out surfing for one night of tail really means. So this option is also the most costly in terms of emotional tiresomeness.
Flowing T's top 2 recommendations/general principles:
1. ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL (soon every guy looks like George Clooney to these broads)
2. Don't underestimate home cooking, even if it sucks she's all, "ohhh!! how sweet!! you cooked for me!!" But the prestige of telling her friends about the fancy-dancy white tablecloth & napkin place is not to be undersold... generally yields the dividends in the bedroom later. She sees the check come, combs it over, adds in her head the payback sex required. Trust me if you spend over $100 she is definitely aware of it and you can surely make your play later.