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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
Dude,
If you spend a lot of money taking your lady out for a big evening and spend a ton of money on entertaining, wining and dining her, do you expect some action afterwards? Be honest, man...
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As Flowing asked, I will set the morning line on this situation:
Night Activity / Odds of Getting Laid
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1. Walmart/Mama Celeste Pizza 50-1
2. TGI Fridays/Blockbuster Rental 40-1
3. TGI Fridays/Theatre Movie 20-1
4. Home Cooked Meal/Wine/"How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" DVD 5-1
5. Home Cooked Meal/Wine/Play/Travel to Play in Limo 2-1
6. Same as #5, No Limo 7-2
7. Classy Restaurant/Activity of Her Choice 5-2
8. Classy Restaurant/Pre game booze/Sporting Event 6-1
9. Top Notch Restaurant/Play in Limo 2-1
10. Same as #9, no Limo 3-1
11. Surprise her with flowers and Chill at Home 7-1
12. Leave her messages all day, use the "L" word, cook meal 1-1
Looks like you took your chances on the chalk with #9, figured it was a safe bet. Well, my friend, as you know...occassionally the favorites run up the track. In this case, this girl ran up the track with your wallet along for the ride. My sympathies.