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 Joel Cunningham will trash Funny Cide, Oracle will hate him for it, and then board members will be forced to pick sides.  The culmintaion will be a Hell in a Cell steel cage match between Joel and Oracle on Breeders Cup Day @ CD.  It will be held between the Turf and Classic.
 Special guest referee: My Miss Storm Cat
 Guest Ring Announcers: Steve Byk and JJ Gracie
 Timekeeper: Barclay Tagg
 
				__________________"Boston fans hate the Yankees, we hate the Canadiens and we hate the Lakers. It's in our DNA. It just is." - Bill Simmons
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