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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
She finds it offensive that people call her Me-So Michelle. There's a reason pretty girls like me, and it's not because I like them back. 
I think though, that if Me-So were not as attractive as she is, that most people wouldn't listen to her and I would probably like her about a third as much as I do. Call me shallow. I think she's hot.
I do too  Surprisingly, I copied about twenty entries from my blog in there and I came out as barely on the female side based on the language I use. Beer. Sex. Football. Beer. Fight. ****. Beer.
Sorry about that outburst, just wanted to up my chances of coming up a guy next time |
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Spackle. Jock itch. Huh huh huh. Chicks dig that. 3/8" drill bit. Where's the remote. Smells okay to eat.