Congrats.
I wish more of the owners on this site would share their successes.

Playa the hat has a bill to keep the sun out of your eyes. Your neck probably does not need the shade. And when it rains it can also keep the drops out of your eyes. The bill on a baseball hat is an amazing invention. Of course one could just remove the bill altogether and put a propeller on top.

Mexican lady pillow? She is not a US citizen? I think you need to go up and make a border patrol arrest as she has obviously crossed illegally and made her way up to Illinois. Then I will come arrest you for being a Euro illegal.