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Phil Stacey: Bald Navy Dude That Looks Like Jeff Goldblum After A Few Chemo Treatments.

Lakisha Jones: A Cross Between Big Mommas House And Al Sharpton.

Jordin Sparks: Yes She Is Young And Can Sing, But Hit The Gym With Your Thunder Thighs Girl.

Blake Lewis: Looks Like Bono On A Bad Hair Day.

Chris Richardson: A Cross Between M&m, Justin Timberlake, And A Yodeler From Virginia. Reminds Me Of Deliverance.

Sanjaya Malakar: We Know He Cant Sing But He Is Our Little Buddy. He Looks Like Gilligan From India.

Melinda Doolittle: Sounds Alot Like Gladys Knight But We Can She Has No Neck. Maybe She Could Try The Neck Stretcher Device From Andy Griffith That Barney Fife Used One Time.