My Dear and Kind Mr. S. Shippers, Esquire,
Will you please accept my sincere apologies for my horrible and offensive comments? You will????? Hooray!!!!! Gee thanks!!!!!
Since you are so nice and sweet and kind i think i need to do something special for you!!!!! Ummm, okay this will be in the tune of the Beatles song which John probably wrote but gave Paul partial credit for because he was a saint unlike Paul. So sing this in the tune of Eight Days A Week!!!!!
I got Suffolk Downs, babe
but I didn't know what state
It was in till you came
and now i think it's great...
Ohhh
Shat Tin, Ascot
Sha Tin, Ascot
but i got Suffolk Downs babe
it's pretty hot!
Thought I'd get Del Mar
or maybe Santa Anita
feel bad for what i wrote now,
too many Margaritas. Ohhh....
Sha Tin, Ascot
Sha Tin, Ascot
but i got Suffolk Downs babe,
it's pretty hot
Suuuuuuufolk guy,
you're really, really sweet!
Suuuuuuufolk guy
if this were the 70's I'd say you're neat!
Should I call you Suffolk
or maybe Mr. Shippers?
Which color skittles do you like
and hey do you like strippers?
Ohhhh
Sha Tin, Ascot
Sha Tin, Ascot
but I got got Suffolk Downs babe,
it's pretty hot!
with love and kisses,
my miss storm cat (meow)
