Chicago racetracks are insane.
Ostrich races on Illinois Derby day? Fireworks? Obviously and blatantly unsafe racing surfaces?
I just moved here from NYC about a year ago and it is taking me sometime to get used to some of the strange things that go on here. Maybe next year they can attach fireworks to the ostrich jockeys and then have them shoot the fireworks off AT the horses. I bet that would draw a crowd.
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