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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
Not yet. But that is the plan.  I get all clamy just thinking about it... change the subject! Quick! 
By "broke dick", I was referring to having an endoscope and laser shove up the ol' ding-dong on Friday in order to wipe out the kidney stone stuck in my ureter. While I appeard even to be fully operational even a few hours after the procedure, I am a little hesitant to...ya know.  (which is probably why I have been a bit more racy as of late...got some pent up...stuff).
Yes, two daughters (2yr and 4mo). By "two shots, two kills", I meant when we decided to have kids, we got pregnent on the first attempt for each (ie one shot, one kill X 2).
Sometimes my attempts at being funny and/or clever just come across as babbling idiocy...or maybe I am just an babbling idiot. I vote for the later. |
I'm not quite sure how I feel about conception being compared to a successful day at the hunt....
(so teasing)
The polar bear here at the zoo got a vasectomy and it sure doesn't stop him, and he's getting up there in age. Of course, female polar bears are only in heat about 2 weeks out of the year, so it gives him a lot of time to get revved up.... anyway, it worked out much better than when they put the females on contraceptives- both of them gained about 100 pounds apiece and spent their days lying near the entrance to their nightime dens, moaning for food. I've known women with similar reactions!