ABC should hire Ken Rudolph just for the trophy presentation.

"Hey everybody look at me!! *pause*
Hey rich white people sit down!! Yeah!! I'm in a ban called Phat Mama! Hey man, good job on winnin this race, you rich guy. It's not like ya need the money huh? Amirite? Hey you know I bet Giacomo. I wish yo hose woulda been owned by a music producer or other entertainment industry type cause I woulda bet it. What's yo name again? Mo' ham ed? Yeah I wish there was some mo' ham here to, Ed. These rich white people bogahtin the hams. Well anyways, playa..congratulation. Can I hold a hundo? Thanks man."