Nothing like good Spider Monkey. When I was in Borneo, we shot them out of the trees with poison dart frogs. Just stuffed the frogs right down the tube of a 7 foot bamboo cannon and blew the troublesome little tree rats right out of the trees.

Hell broke loose when we fought the intruding Chimpanzee troop for the delicacy. It was our kill. The butler put on a good roast after securing our bounty following a brief but brutal skirmish.

If I misspelled a few words along the way... I think I could be Kentnessish.