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Originally Posted by chromer
I'm afraid of being struck by lightning in the kidney.
Doorknobs frighten me.
I'm afraid of clowns but I can explain that. My dad was murdered by a clown.
Recently I've become concerned that strangers on the internet think I'm weird. Or don't take me seriously. I have both fears.
I don't like the way cows look at me.
Thats it for now.
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chromer, you have my vote for funniest poster on here. "Doorknobs frighten me"!! lol
when i read your above rant it sounds like something dr. evil would say in a Austin Powers movie
"When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really"