1.When the house manager says, "Turn off all cell phones" she means you too, buddy. 'Cause when your phone started ringing during that suicide scene in Act Two it kinda ruins the mood. Got it?
I remember going to a musical on Broadway and someone's cell phone went off. They stopped the play and the jumped off stage and ran to the poor guy's seat, grabbed the phone, and told the person on the other end that they were interrupting people enjoying the play. That got a standing ovation and my wife to check and make sure her cell phone was off.
