[SentToStud]

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
(Killed in battle during US Civil War)
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

I have a terrific headache.
(He died of a cerebral hemorrhage)
~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953

Let's cool it brothers . . .
(Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times)
~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

Is it the Fourth?
~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826

I've never felt better.
~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939

My God. What's happened?
~~ Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales, d. August 31, 1997

I must go in, the fog is rising.
~~ Emily Dickinson, poet, d. 1886

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959

Et tu, Brute?
(Assassinated)
~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

... and, my personal favorite:

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957