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Originally Posted by SentToStud

VW Rabbit?

A few years out of college. A friend was getting married. About 300 guests total. All of us knew his fiancee for several years and all hated her.... One of the guys in the wedding party was a mechanic and worked for an auto junkyard. As part of the Bachelopr Party, he arranged, yes, a demolition derby in the empty field behind the junkyard. It was kept a secret from the bride-to-be.

We've got about 7-8 cars and we're all very, very drunk and the groom-to-be is all boozed up. It's the afternoon before the wedding. We're having a blast careening into each other. Then things went bad. Very, very bad. The groom took a wide turn and was going a bit fast when his car rammed into a cement parking-space block. His face went into the wheel. Mouth first.

We get the guy to the ER. Broken nose, busted teeth, both eyes look like over-ripe plums. Guy looks worse than a beaten baby seal. The girl walks into the ER and starts screaming. We all start laughing our asses off, especially the groom who is still drunk.

The wedding went on as scheduled and was an absolute blast. The pictures are hilarious.

that is funny....lol..god i could just see that..