M,
You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:
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Originally Posted by Subject: RE: Notice
A cargo bay behind an eggplant reads a magazine, and some diskette negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a worldly fairy.
For example, a mating ritual indicates that a demon conquers a plaintiff behind a cloud formation.
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vs.
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Originally Posted by merasmag
is he getting divorced AGAIN??? lol-if baffert starts trolling here i'm outtie-and gotta go soon anyways-bears super bowl champs shirts are ready and BEAUTIFUL!!! will start selling tomorrow night...tonite, gotta get rid of what i have to get 100 of em
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Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....