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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Apparently...he has a lot of good stuff on that farm...moonshine possibly?
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The woodchuck story...continued....
So the little woodchuck named "Moonshine" had left the farm and somehow fought his way from the nasty eagle's talons.
Moonshine didn't like being found in a violent situation...NOT BY A RED HAIR!
So...when the eagle dropped him, he landed in the middle of Manhatten.
Dazed and confused, he sought the only safe place he'd ever known.
Underground!
He dove down the nearest hole.
After he snuck under the turnstile and barely missed some very angry feet, where did he find himself?
You guessed it...on the a train, headed uptown.
All of a sudden, an amateur preacher shows up and starts calling the little Moonshine all kinds of nasty names.
"HOLY PINNOCHIO!!", he screamed in his best helium voice.
"You need to be saved!" the Bible thumper ranted. "It's in the book!"
"NO S-IT", little Moonshine said. "I thought I was when the eagle dropped me. How come it got worse?"
To be continued....
Happy woodchuck day