The Top 16 Chapters in "Sex for Dummies"
16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor
Sex Partners
15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE:
Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)
14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary
Position
13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?
12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14
Simple Steps
11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All
Those Other People
10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow
9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real!
8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role
Playing
7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester
6. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for
*Practice*, Dumbass
5. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to
Sexual Positions
4. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?
3. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!
2. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory
and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...
Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar
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