Hey Kevin you remember Screech from that show Saved By The Bell? Well, they are going to foreclose on his home if he does not come up with some cash so he is now selling a shirt that says on the front Screech holding a sign saying "Save My House". On the back it says "I paid $15 to save Screech's House".
Ok so here is my idea - Kevin come up with a shirt, say "Help me make my living betting the horses" Hell I don't know but you get my drift.
here is a link, hope is brings a laugh on a bummer day
http://www.getdshirts.com.