Jessica Pacheco (Fair Grounds) also seems to be an attractive femme
who's not a product of Mattel's Barbie Doll factory, but....

Have these lady touts won any type of handicapping contests?
Proved their mettle on paper?
Where can I find their meet-long stats?

I find it insulting that racetrack executives want to get our
attention by flaunting the blondes on the simulcasting screen.

They know we can't hear them anyway - at least we'll gawk.