YOU PROBABLY WONT APPRECIATE THIS
BUT ITS A REAL LIFE INCIDENT
WHILE TRAVELING ON DOG SHOW CIRCUIT
I WAS SLEEPING IN BACK OF THE VAN
SUDDENLY I WAS AWAKENED
BY A HORRENDOUS ODOR
I AKED MY HUSBAND WHO WAS DRIVING
WHAT IS THAT HORRID SMELL?
HE REPLIED
NEW JERSEY
